Pasadena Mayor Pushes Biden Out. Harris’ Fate Hangs on Gordo’s Endorsement

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(L-R) Victor Gordo, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris (Photos – ColoradoBlvd,and
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Pasadena Mayor’s statement is weighing heavily on the Presidential Elections in the United States.

By The Wise Blob

After Mayor Gordo called on President Biden to step down, he released his “full” statement to a local rag over the weekend. That release sealed the fate of the President of the United States’ political career. Shortly after, Biden announced that he is stepping down. Coincidence? We don’t think so! A call from an influential non-partisan job holder, such as the esteemed Victor Gordo, carries a lot of…weight.

The drama unfolding over the weekend did not stop there. In a Monday morning piece published at the same local rag, the non-partisan job holder attempted to clarify his letter meddling into a national scene. If you think Gordo’s move was derriere covering, you are absolutely wrong.

Monday’s calculation was aimed at the Harris campaign. Sources close to Kamala Harris indicated that she’s nervous. They whispered that Harris begged Gordo for an endorsement but did not get an answer, yet. One campaign aide said bluntly: “Lack of Gordo’s endorsement is weighing on us.”

WWGD (What Would Gordo Do?)

Gordo is being coy. His aide, deep into the derriere of the local rag, is careful not to leak his next move. Stakes are high. The esteemed mayor is still busy dealing with world problems. besides national issues.

Meanwhile, Harris’ Presidential fate is hanging in the balance. Will the non-partisan job holder endorse her? Democrat and Republican leaders are bracing themselves for the next announcement. So is every Pasadenan living in the City and in the diaspora.

This is not the end, we fear (but hope). One commentator said: “This guy will run the city to the ground.” We beg to differ! Pasadena now has no homeless problem, no housing problem, and no budget problem. All solved thanks to the esteemed mayor’s statements (and clarifications,) dispensed to educate the masses over the weekend.