The Prosecutor vs. the Felon

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Kamala and Donald Caricatures (Photos – DonkeyHotey)

Satire

I saw this headline somewhere and I wanted it so badly, so bigly, to be the headline of my next piece!

By the Wise Blob

Having a sane woman (not a girl as an opinion piece in USA Today stated) run against an unhinged senile autocrat (autocrat is a form of a dictatorship, meaning no democracy, just in case a MAGA fan is reading this and likes to learn a new word). Back to the article: having these two people face off in November is a treat available once in a lifetime for news junkies like me.

What does Kamala have that the senile felon does not?

A quick look reveals the following: Sane Republican women (that are turned off by the orange felon), sane independent women (wanting to have their daughters have the same rights they had available to them), and sane Democratic women all found themselves on the same side joined by an energized Gen Z population that translated the phrase “Yes We Can” -from the Obama era- into the “Yes We Kam” slogan! On the opposite side you’ve got the usual suspects: Sexists, homophobes, xenophobes, the uneducated, educated immigrants but racists, and deplorables, trying to fit their starkly different lifestyles and ideologies into one old small MAGA slogan (created by small hands).

How will it play?

It will be interesting to see how all these ideologies, interests and schemes will come to play on November 5, 2024. Who will prevail? Middle Eastern Jesus vs. fake white Jesus? Right vs. Thinking they’re right? Handmaid’s Tale vs Grace and Frankie? Time only will tell.

Meanwhile, the prosecutor is laying out her case, the felon ditched his ear diaper for a less flashy update, and the country and the whole world are shi**ing their pants!