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        The Wild, Wacky World of Knitting

        • Robin Southworth
          • October 15, 2015
          • 3 comments

      KNITTING CORNER

      Art Inspires the Curious Minds / 100% Acrylic Art Guards by Agata Olek / Dumbo Arts Center: Art Under the Bridge Festival 2009 (Photo - See-ming Lee, flickr).

      Art Inspires the Curious Minds / 100% Acrylic Art Guards by Agata Olek / Dumbo Arts Center: Art Under the Bridge Festival 2009 (Photo – See-ming Lee, flickr).

      When I first started knitting, I knit ordinary, boring things like baby sweaters, Coffee cup protectors, even men’s ties in a variety of yarns. A friend of mine even knit a teddy bear.

      Sweater knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo - Harmony Folz).

      Sweater knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo – Harmony Folz).

      Coffee Protector designed and knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo - Robin Southworth).

      Coffee Protector designed and knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo – Robin Southworth).

      (L to R) linen, acrylic, and hand-dyed wool, designed and knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo - Robin Southworth).

      (L to R) linen, acrylic, and hand-dyed wool, designed and knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo – Robin Southworth).

      Bear knit by David Borad. (Photo - Robin Southworth).

      Bear knit by David Borad. (Photo – Robin Southworth).

      (Click on images above to enlarge).

      By Robin Southworth

      Soon after, I stumbled down the rabbit hole into the wild, wacky world of knitted items. Some of the less odd:

      Knit Boxes

      Boxes knit by Robin Southworth. (Photo - Robin Southworth).Knit boxes sound really strange, but in the right colors they are a lovely, soft container. They are easily knit, the seaming (my least favorite thing about knitting) being the most time-consuming.

      Jock strap

      Jock strap knit by Kurtis Kroom. (Photo - Kurtis Kroom).

      Jock strap knit by Kurtis Kroom. (Photo – Kurtis Kroom).

      A male friend of mine knit a jock strap. Why not? It was knit in silk, so it is soft. The pattern isn’t bumpy, so it feels smooth.

      Alien face-hugger

      Alien face hugger (Photo - nerdapproved.com).

      Alien face hugger (Photo – nerdapproved.com).

      Scarves and hats are for children. A face-hugging alien will keep your face warm during those long, cold winters. It is also handy to scary trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

      The wild and wacky

      Laptop Compubody Sock (Photo - Becky Stern, flickr).

      Laptop Compubody Sock (Photo – Becky Stern, flickr).

      Finally, the truly wild, wacky – – a wig. Or a headdress. I’m not sure which. In any case, it would make a great presentation on the fashion runway or in a theatrical event musical. I can’t decide which.

      > Just because the world isn’t interested in your knit boxes doesn’t mean you can’t knit them. Go. Knit what you want.

      It is YOUR hand-craft. Make it…use it…wear it…with pride!

      P.S. I want a face-hugging alien, if anyone would like to buy me one. Hint, hint.

       

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          Robin Southworth was a blogger, tweeter, and Pinterest-pinner. She was also an experienced knitter who never met a knitting pattern she couldn't futz with for the better. She held an MFA from CalArts and a BA from Sacramento State University. Robin passed away in May 2023.

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      Comments

      1. Dennis says:
        April 17, 2020 at 1:15 am

        Is there a location that I might buy the pattern for the jockstrap. I like the scalloped effect.

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        • Robin Southworth says:
          April 18, 2020 at 3:02 pm

          If you are on Ravelry, look up Kurtis and find the pattern in his Projects. Otherwise, just do an internet search for “hand knit jock strap pattern”. That should bring a few things up.

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      2. Jean Prinz says:
        November 22, 2014 at 8:47 am

        What a glorious way to declare to all your passion for knitting!

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